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Woken up by drunk
  A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half past three in the morning...
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Loving the baked beans
  Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her...
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Elderly Married Couple
  An elderly married couple stands at the counter at the local burger joint. The man orders a deluxe burger, large fries, and a cup of decaf. The counter clerk turns to the woman and asks...
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Masked Halloween Party
  A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. Wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed...
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A Bird Named Steve
  There once was a man named Paul. He was very quiet and nice and never yelled or sweared. He had a bird named Steve. Steve was very rude. He was always burping, yelling, or cursing...
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