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Woken up by drunk |
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half past three in the morning... |
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Do it before it starts |
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A man rushes home late from work, slams the door open and plops himself down on the sofa. He turns on the tv and looks at his wife “quick” he says “get me a beer and some food before it starts!” |
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Vladmir Putin |
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Vladmir Putin visits an American Elementary to teach some American students for the day |
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Tim and the nurse |
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Tim is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath... |
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The Shredder |
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A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:30 p.m. when he found the CFO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.... |
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