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Loving the baked beans |
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Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her... |
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A large woman walks in a pub |
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A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a pub in England. She raised her right arm revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked.... |
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Lie Detecting Robot |
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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night.... |
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A blind man went to a restaurant |
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A blind man went to a restaurant. menu sir? asked the owner. I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork... |
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Cop on Horseback |
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On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there... |
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