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Woken up by drunk |
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half past three in the morning... |
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A Bird Named Steve |
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There once was a man named Paul. He was very quiet and nice and never yelled or sweared. He had a bird named Steve. Steve was very rude. He was always burping, yelling, or cursing... |
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Do it before it starts |
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A man rushes home late from work, slams the door open and plops himself down on the sofa. He turns on the tv and looks at his wife “quick” he says “get me a beer and some food before it starts!” |
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Elderly Married Couple |
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An elderly married couple stands at the counter at the local burger joint. The man orders a deluxe burger, large fries, and a cup of decaf. The counter clerk turns to the woman and asks... |
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Masked Halloween Party |
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A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. Wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed... |
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