A blind man went to a restaurant A blind man went to a restaurant. menu sir? asked the owner. I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork...

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A demon caught three men A demon caught three men, an American, an Indian, and a Brit. The demon said that he is going to eat them, but...

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Eye Exam A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says...

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Woken up by drunk A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half past three in the morning...

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A Bird Named Steve There once was a man named Paul. He was very quiet and nice and never yelled or sweared. He had a bird named Steve. Steve was very rude. He was always burping, yelling, or cursing...

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