Wanted to use a proxy father The Jones didn’t have any children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Jones kissed his wife and said, “I’m off, honey. The man should be here soon.”...

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A demon caught three men A demon caught three men, an American, an Indian, and a Brit. The demon said that he is going to eat them, but...

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Lost an Axe and a Wife A lumberjack was chopping down a tree by a river when he dropped his axe into the water.

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Woken up by drunk A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half past three in the morning...

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Vladmir Putin Vladmir Putin visits an American Elementary to teach some American students for the day

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