Elderly Married Couple An elderly married couple stands at the counter at the local burger joint. The man orders a deluxe burger, large fries, and a cup of decaf. The counter clerk turns to the woman and asks...

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Lie Detecting Robot A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night....

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A demon caught three men A demon caught three men, an American, an Indian, and a Brit. The demon said that he is going to eat them, but...

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A large woman walks in a pub A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a pub in England. She raised her right arm revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked....

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A blind man went to a restaurant A blind man went to a restaurant. menu sir? asked the owner. I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork...

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